You Might Be Stupid If... (articles) can't remember how to spell "IQ." can't remember the number for 911. just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon. use correction fluid on your PC monitor. fail Physical Education. can not spell it. try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage! put braille on a drive up teller machine. think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company. think a pigpen is something to write with!!! think a cartoon is a song about automobiles. use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder. frequently misspell your own name.'ve ever been stuck in a toilet seat. walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade. takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes. often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are. sell your car for gas money. think Hamburger Helper comes with a man. try thinking and nothing happens. think a quarterback is a refund!!! think hot dogs are real meat.
...people nick-name you Homer. cook Minute Rice for an hour!
...upon approaching a traffic sign that says STOP AHEAD, you reach over and grab your passenger by the top of the head. lose $25 on a horse race and then lose $25 on the instant replay! were the one testing out the shark bite suit. get tangled up in a cordless phone. need to be reminded to breath.
...someone tells you to call 911, and you can't find the 11! take a donut back cause it has a hole in it! stare at an orange juice can because it says concentrate. have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary. sit on the T.V. and watch the couch. tell your wife not to laugh as you point a gun to your head, because she is next! think Yogi Bear played for the Yankees. bronze a gold medal as a keep sake. get lost in your closet.
... you take an I.Q. test and forget to write your name. go around a revolving door looking for the door knob. list the police department as a reference on your resume. get fired from volunteer work.
...a hamburger is a cheeseburger, hold the cheese, to you. run around looking for a quarter to call 911. can't find the "ANY" key on the keyboard. feel for one millisecond that you may have won the sweepstakes this time despite the fact that it is stamped in clear view "bulk rate." try to look up a word in the dictionary without knowing how to spell it correctly, and you can't find it.  Feeling like a ''genius'', that you realize that WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY made an error. have to look on both ends to open a bottle.
...someone offers you a bagel and you reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog!" turn the light on to see if it's dark. take your chia pet for a walk. wear your glasses while looking for them.