Signs You've Been In LIVERPOOL Too Long (articles) 1. You have an urge to steal.
2. You think Brookside is a " glamorous" soap.
3. You think Hollyoaks is " posh" .
4. You keep going on about how great Liverpool and Scousers are.

5. To you, organised crime is putting petrol in the getaway car.
6. You start to cry when you hear " Ferry cross the Mersey" .
7. You think anyone from Liverpool has a great sense of humour.
8. You often wonder why you don' t hear of many Scouse comedians any more.
9. You think everyone' s heard of Greg Pateras
10. You start thinking that Plymouth sounds nice.