You Might Be an Engineer if (articles) Dilbert is your hero
Your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
You can name 6 Star Trek episodes
The only jokes you receive are through e-mail

You want RAM memory for Christmas
You introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
Your wrist watch has more computing power than a p-90
You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys
You have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts
You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
Your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place
You use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car
At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string
You window shop at Radio Shack
Your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
You have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area
You carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run
You are convinced you can build a phazer out of your garage door opener and your camera's flash attachment
You don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is
You have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
You know the direction the water swirls when you flush
You own "Official Star Trek" anything
You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
You are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear reactor
You know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screw driver to use
You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
You have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is"
You have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already
The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions
You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters your mind
Your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew up thinking that was normal
You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires
You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal
You have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for
You need a checklist to turn on the TV
You have introduced your kids by the wrong name
Your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
You see a good design and still have to change it
You can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
You own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers, but you don't remember where they are
You are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games, but are afraid to say it out loud
You can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
The microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it
People groan at the party when you pick out the music
You have more toys than your kids
You can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this week
Your checkbook always balances
You've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio
You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep
You have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage
Your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory
You know what http:/ stands for
Your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
You thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers
You have more friends on the Internet than in real life
You spend more on your home computer than your car
You did the sound system for your senior prom
You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
Your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate