Signs You've Been In Manchester Too Long (articles) 1.You go mad when somebody who is not from Manchester says " mad fer it" , " Nobody says that EVER" you scream. 2.You say " mad fer it" when back in Manchester.
3.You think fisherman' s hats are attractive.

4.You support Man City out of principle.
5.You see Coronation Street stars all the time and think nothing of it.
6.You think Londoners are " soft southern ****ers" ... until they kick your head in at a footie match.
7.You get a freckle and consider yourself " suntanned"
8.You deny that it rains all the time.. as you struggle home with the shopping in yet another torrential downpour. 9.You won' t pay more than ?31.50 for a wrap of skag.
10.People start yawning when you talk about how great Manchester is.