Questions: (jokes)

The below questions are from a 10 year old kid who drove a Harvard Professor nuts!

-Can you cry under water?

-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

-If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

-Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

-Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

-Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

-What disease did cured ham actually have?

-How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

-Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

-If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

-If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

-Why are you IN a movie but you're ON TV?

-Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

-Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

-If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

-Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

-Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs.

-What do you call male ballerinas?

-Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

-Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

-Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

-Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

-Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

-Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?