Questions: (jokes)
The below questions are from a 10 year old kid who drove a Harvard Professor nuts!
-Can you cry under water?
-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
-If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
-Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
-Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
-Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
-What disease did cured ham actually have?
-How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
-Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
-If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
-If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
-Why are you IN a movie but you're ON TV?
-Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
-Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
-If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
-Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
-Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs.
-What do you call male ballerinas?
-Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
-Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
-Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
-Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
-Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
-Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?