A blonde's year in review: (jokes) 1. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

2. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!!

3. March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

4. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

5. May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

6. June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

7. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

8. August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

9. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

10. October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

11. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

12. December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!


What a year!!