20 Short Blonde Jokes: (jokes) These Short blonde jokes and one liners are dedicated to all bleached chicks, platinum haired females and yellow maned women everywhere. 1.Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2.Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. 3.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. 4.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down 5.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. 6.Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A By doing the splits. 7.Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! 8.Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. 9.Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! 10.Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads. 11.Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. 12.Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience! 13.Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. 14.Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. 15.Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. 16.Q How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A : There's white-out on the screen. 17.Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out. 18.Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. 19.Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. 20.Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.