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GigglePEDIA Here is the collection of signs, ads and product labels that are smart and sometime stupid you'll shake your head in disbelief. But every one is real (we didn't make up such doozies). Bring a cuppa, sit, read and giggle. After all, we all need some laugh.

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 TWO SIGNS FROM A MAJORCAN SHOP ENTRANCE:- - - - English well talking- - - Here speeching American.
 FROM A BROCHURE OF A CAR RENTAL FIRM IN TOKYO: When passenger of footheave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
 FROM A JAPANESE INFORMATION BOOKLET ABOUT USING A HOTEL AIR CONDITIONER:Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself.
 IN A TOKYO SHOP: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
 IN AN ACAPULCO HOTEL: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
 IN THE OFFICE OF A ROMAN DOCTOR: Specialist in women and other diseases.
 AT A BUDAPEST ZOO: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
 IN A NORWEGIAN COCKTAIL LOUNGE: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
 ON THE DOOR OF A MOSCOW HOTEL ROOM: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
 IN A COPENHAGEN AIRLINE TICKET OFFICE: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
 IN A TOKYO BAR: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
 IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner dressed as a man.
 IN A SWISS MOUNTAIN INN: Special Today - no ice cream.
 DETOUR SIGN IN KYUSHI, JAPAN: Stop. Drive sideways.
 ON THE BOX OF A CLOCKWORK TOY MADE IN HONGKONG: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
 IN THE WINDOW OF A SWEDISH FURRIER: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
 ON THE FAUCET IN A FINNISH WASHROOM: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
 ADVERTISEMENT FOR DONKEY RIDES IN THAILAND: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
 IN A CZECHOSLOVAKIAN TOURIST AGENCY: Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages.
 IN A ROME LAUNDRY: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
 A TRANSLATED SENTENCE FROM A RUSSIAN CHESS BOOK: A lot of water had been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
 IN AN ADVERTISEMENT BY A HONGKONG DENTIST: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
 IN A ZURICH HOTEL: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby by used for this purpose.
 A SIGN POSTED IN GERMANY'S BLACK FOREST: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless the are married with each other for this purpose.
 IN A VIENNA HOTEL: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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