Stupid Q&A

GigglePEDIA This section contains hundreds of silly questions you can bug people with. GigglePEDIA provides some giggly answers to make it more humorous. Though look silly but they are unique questions, imponderables, that will make you stop and say, WHAT? Anyway enjoy some of the dumb answers as well.


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 Why were the vets and pounds mad?
It was raining cats and dogs

 Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?
-To make heat lightning

 Why type of lightning likes to play sports?
-Ball lightning

 Why is the sky not happy on clear days?
It has the blues

 Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

 Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?
-It is a no spin zone

 Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?
-It burns too easily

 Why do tornadoes move so erratically?
-They are dizzy

 Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
-So they can see where they are going

 Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside.

 Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

 Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

 Why did the weather want privacy?
-It was changing

 Why did the updraft get pulled over?
-It was speeding in a high shear zone

 Why did the tornado get arrested?
-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

 Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.

 Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?
-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

 Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather?
-They are too busy studying comets and meteors

 Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?
The weatherman.

 Which weather features do druggies like most?
Highs

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