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What is Work 30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola), VERY SHORT, MOST EFFECTIVE AND HOW TRUE�

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you're keeping all of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.

But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass . If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it.'

Common sense is not so common! There came a big flood, and the water around John's house was rising steadily..

John was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around him, when a man in a boat came along and called to John, "Get in the boat and I'll get you out of here. John replied, "No thanks, God will save me."

John went into the house, and the water was starting to pour in. So, he went up to the second floor.

As he looked out, another man in a boat came along, and he called to John, "Get in the boat and I'll get you out of here."

Again, John replied, "No thanks. God will save me."

The water kept rising. So, John got out onto the roof.

A helicopter flew over, and the pilot called down to John, "I'll drop you a rope, grab onto it, and I'll get you out of here."

Again John replied, "No thanks. God will save me."

The water rose and rose, and soon nearly covered the whole house. John fell in, and drowned.

When he arrived in Heaven, he saw God, and asked Him, "Why didn't you save me from that terrible flood? Did I not show you my faith?"

With a loving but irritated tone God replied, "What more would you have me do? I sent people in two boats and a helicopter."

Witch Doctor An African tribesman went to see a witch doctor.

"Doc!" He said "I have this terrible rash. Can you do anything to cure it?"

"Sure said the witch doctor, you have to kill your best friend."

"Put him in a pot & boil him down well and then rub the solution on the rash."

Several days later he goes back to the witch doctor an says. "Doc I killed my best friend, put him in a pot, and boiled him like you said and rubbed the solution on the rash, it's been cured, what do you call this stuff?".

The Doc replied "Pal o mine lotion."

Christmas Tree Dreams Mrs. Bandlow says to her husband..."I had the strangest dream last night. It was Christmas, and our tree was decorated with all kinds of penises. White ones, black ones, circumcised and uncircumcised, big and small. And on the top of the tree was the 'perfect' penis."

Mr. Bandlow says, "I bet that one was mine." She says, "Sorry, honey, it wasn't."

He says, "You know, it's weird, but I had almost the same dream. A Christmas tree decorated with pussies...shaven and unshaven, thin and thick lips, scented and unscented... and the one on the top was the 'perfect' pussy."

She says, "I suppose that one on the top was mine?"

He says, "Nope. Yours was holding up the tree!"

A funny Deadlock Boss with Secretary: "For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement."

Secretary with Husband: " For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself."

Husband with Secret lover:" My wife is going abroad for a week, so let?s spend the week together."

Secret lover with Small boy (whom she is giving private tuition):"I have work for a week, so you need not come for class."

Small boy with his Grand-father:"Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let?s spend the week together."

Grandpa (the 1st boss) with Secretary: "This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting."

Secretary with Husband: "This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip."

Husband wth Secret lover: "We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip."

Secret lover with Small boy: "This week we will have class as usual."

Small boy with Grandfather: "Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company."

Grandfather with Secretary: "Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement."

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