For the lads--Choice Chat Up Lines
1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
3. I'd like to shag your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
4. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
5. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misheard me. I said you look fat in that skirt."
6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
7. I'm new in town. Could I have directions to your house?
8. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
9. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
10. I seem to have lost my bed. Can I use yours?